July 2010
June 2010
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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I...
– Douglas Adams (via theshalom)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(804): Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar… it’s Tuesday and i’m drunk at Toy Story 3.
uhhhhhhhhhh?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(864): i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room.
Still trying to roll "r's"
mom: say burrito *perfectly rolled "r's"*
me: Burrrakdsjhsdjfbnito
mom: maybe you should stop trying
me: why can't I speak burrito!!!
family: What???
Because through love, we feel the intensity of our connection to everything and...
– Annabelle [Loving Annabelle] (via lostandtroubled) (via fuckyeahlesbianfilms)
Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...
– J.K. Rowling (via threecheersforfiveyears) (via dearmary) (via littlemissdorkette) (via twenty-seven) (via colorfieldsandwagonwheels) (via searchwithoutlooking) (via rainbowballz) (via seraphimdeath) (via jessssika) (via zeusgoesfishing) (via fuckyeahfiercebitches) (via thatbridgeisonfire) (via...
I’ve learned that people will forget what you say to them, people will forget...
– Maya Angelou (via lionofbedstuy)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(320): Seriously… There’s something wrong here. I’m drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting…